Once upon a time a lady fell in love with herself. The end.


The best kind of alcohol is a lot.


If people were as outraged at our government fucking us over as they are about athletes breaking the law America would really be something. 

  • person: you look dead
  • me: thanks

“vaccinate your fucking kids”

holy shit do you know what year it is (via callmeoutis)

“you have
parts of me
that will
always be
yours —
even if
you don’t
want them.”

Kei, why missing you gets under my skin (via cavum)